Roeper's remedial bachelor tips

What? No floral spray of tampons? Writes Richard: "Listen up, bachelors of all ages. In the past, I have advised you on certain items you should always have in your apartment. (Examples: Toilet paper. Lots and lots of quality toilet paper. Also, a bottle of red wine and a bottle of white wine, each three-quarters full, because when offered a glass of wine, 99 out of 100 women will say, Only if you have something open.) You must now add tea to the list. Not regular Lipton tea, though I still say that makes the best iced tea ever, but some black tea, some green tea, some Darjeeling tea, some whatever tea. Say your mom or sister got it for you. As someone who knows these things said to me recently, tea is the new coffee. If you look around, you'll see interesting and attractive women everywhere, and you know what they're doing? They're drinking tea."