Either outcome

Friends are having a vote tally party tonight, and I intend to part with at least two bottles of 1982 Sassicaia, hoping they're still as sturdy as democracy, not tampered with, not yet spoiled.

James Wolcott calculates his evening plans: I am preparing myself for either outcome today. Should Kerry win, I will post an important statement called "A Time for Healing," or something equally noble-sounding. Should Bush win, I shall post a statement of philosophical resignation tentatively titled "Good, Go Ahead, America, Choke on Your Own Vomit, You Deserve to Die." The latter will probably require a little more tweaking.

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