Jon Stewart: first Jewish president? Friday afternoon, the Man took on Tucker "I'm Calling It A Jacuzzi" Carlson's floppy hair, floppy bowtie and floppy tongue on Crossfire, speaking plainly about the useless "theater" that passes for debate on slaphappy shoutfests like theirs:
CARLSON: I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.
STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.